Nah. Beh.

Bloody Blogger is being a bitch. I accidentally reverted into classic templates and now I cannot revert back into Layouts instead of Templates. That idiotic Upgrade Your Template tab turned invisible all of a sudden. Pathetic. Somebody kind enough to help this bimbotic blogmistress here? Pfft.

I might delete my blog. Just an announcement in advance. Argh. My sibeh chio header also gone. Damn pissed off loh.

*shows babi face*

More than words.

Here's what I'm learning after Right Here Waiting, by Richard Marx. More Than Words in classical guitar. This is one of a handful that I've found in YouTube that sounds good. Heee. It's already been 3 days of practice and learning, I can play up to 0:30 only. Pfft. Suckish but I will improve okay? It's a lil' complicating to pluck and choke at the same time. Anyway, I'll improve, SOON. :D

Clarifications.

1. The Name Issue.


Please notice that my name has a gap between my last name and my middle name. It's not Jasmin, it's Jas Min. Unlike the common Jasmine's, mine is without the 'e'. Preferrably, call me by my surname in school because there are two Jasmines' and a Jas Min, pronounce similarly anyway, and all of us are Form Fours. It's irritating to have someone screaming "JASMINE!" from away and when you turn back and reply "YES?" and they are like "EH. NOT YOU". That's rather embarassing and annoying, so just call me Ng when the Jasmine's and I are together.


2. The Header Issue.


I know I have this 'allergy' to my own blog header that lasts for more than a week. I don't particularly care if it's nice, as long as it's different. Pardon my straightforwardness. I admit I do not know specifically how Adobe Photoshop works, that's why I'm sticking myself to my computer screen, fidgeting with the tools, learning. So, do not expect great, bombastic ( as in, headerwise, ... , whatever ) awesome, eye-catching, mamamiaah headers fortnightly or so. I repeat, I suck at Photoshop image editting and I'm learning.


3. The Camera Issue.


I carry my camera alot. I camwhore. I take random snapshots. I act like I'm improving, but I'm not. I simply love photography. So don't ask why I must bring along my camera to almost everywhere I go. I just like it. *pouts* Oops. I bitch-faced. Lmao.


4. The Music Issue.


I listen to oldies and here is something I want to make clear, oldies are not for old people. I'm not saying that the hardcore rock, reggae, pop, country, music these days are a pain in the ear too. I simply think the 60's, 70's and 80's are good music. Go try out classical too. Bach and Chopin are inspirational. Heeeee.


5. The Fingernails Issue.


Rather disgusting or maybe pathetic but I must say...


I got long fingernails on my right and short on the left hand side. I simply cannot chop it off because I play classical guitar. Yes, you might give me the eyeroll and think of the Paleolitic-ness in me, that I don't know the existence of the pick. Well, for your information dear, uhmm, Neoliticians, I know what a pick is but their not applicable for classical guitars. So stop saying I'm an unhygienic freak going 'eeeeeeee' at me.

Besides, I got nice clean fingernails, don't you agree? It's unpolished, unmanicured. It's plain hereditary. =]

6. The AuditionSEA issue.

I abuse my keyboard alot when I play AuditionSEA. But I still don't get why my fingernails wouldn't break or chip off. Haha. I am currently in a Novice level but I play with a Backstage status. I'm not boasting and mind your words, I'm not a fake noob. Pathetic. Only sore losers say that. I simply don't want to go to the Backstage channels because the people there are plain kiasu. Ah. So much about gaming when I doubt you readers understand anything. Hee. This is for the Auditioners out there.

So, that's all. Good night, take care and God bless you all! =]

Yours truly, chello.

Somebody stab me in the eye! Chello, you took my darling sleeping hours away. Heee. It's alright. Padapapapa. I'm lovin' it! :D

An hour and a half's job. Lmao.

Not bad kan? Tell me you like it! =]

Yours truly,

Mannevimu.

Pathheeticcc.

Ahmad Ismail got suspended for three years.

Like, only, three years.

Pathheeticcc.

Ahh. Enough of political issues.

What on Earth is in their freaking minds?

Why are they so fickle-minded they cannot stick to their decisions?

What exams on Earth are we taking that it takes a freaking 4 weeks?

Pathheeticcc.

Pfft. Enough of all this education and exam talk.

* Babi mode turned on.

Back to Photoshop. =]

My propensity to laze around.

I admit that I use all excuses I can possibly think of to avoid the fact that I have to nerd. Even if it's to clean the entire house.

It might sound perfectly wonderful to skip school for any ordinary kid, but it's NOT when you have cramps. Yes, those cramps that only come by at that certain period of that month. One of my reasonable reasons to skip school today.

Plus, I consider myself an awesome homemaker today. I did the cleaning. That includes the ones that were not meant for me. I did the chores. I cooked an overcooked egg. And that is rather rare, because I make perfect eggs. Lol. I took darling Choco for his delayed morning business trip. I woke up late, I'm so sorry you had to control your pelvic muscles and whatever that's stopping you from peeing it out. I spent ample of time gluing myself to the computer seat and I swear I never left my eyes out off the monitor, simply experimenting with Photoshop. Photoshop is an epic, isn't it? And I ended up with this new header that took me virtually 60 minutes to finish. I'm noob okay, shut up.

I can feel guilts growing in profusion in me. Whoa. I get languagey when I feel happy. Heee. I don't think I feel that bad anyway. Good night and God bless you. :D

Tagged by Michellin.

Tagged by darling Michelle Chan Kai *clears throat* I mean, Hway Yi.

::Instructions::

Never see the questions before you arrange the names.
1. Sanjeeva.
2. Rayel.
3. Le King.
4. Alvin.
5. Adwin.

1. How did you meet 1 ?
When I was in primary school. :D

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1 ?
11.

3. How long have you known 4?
9 years. =o

4. How do you know number 3?
Primary days jugak.

5. Where's 5?
At home I guess.

6. A fact about number 1?
My hubby. =]

7. Who is 4 going out with?
I don't know.

8. What does 1 do for living?
LOL. Ask him and come back to me. =)

9. Would you live with number 3 ?
Gosh. Maybe one day, only. Wait. Maybe not.

10. What do you like about number 2?
She's a fun person to be with. :D

11. Do you miss number 5?
YES I DO.

12. Would you make out with number 4 ?
Whoa! Nohh. I'll leave it to Michellin herself. Heeee.

13. What's your opinion of number 2 ?
She should talk more. Pfft.

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
Teasing him when he was the class monitor when we were 12. HAHA.

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out ?
I'll kill 2.

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5 ?
I think that was long. XD

17. Have you ever slept at 2's house ?
Nope. But I hangout there often. =]

18. Do you hang out with 3 alot ?
Not any longer.

19. Who have you known the longest ?
ALL OF THEM.

20. What will happen if number 1 and 5 have a relationship?
Ugly gheys. Pfft. Why is it always 1? No one else to pick on ahh? Bummer. Pfft. Sucky tag.

21. How often do you talk to 1 ?
Often. Heee.

22. What about 2 ?
We have got our own blahblah moments in school.

23. Have you ever thought 3 more than a friend ?
Nope. -_-

24. Would you go out on a date with number 5 ?
Whoa. Maybe. If he's daring enough to aske me out. HAHA. But again, noh. He's occupied. ^^

25. Do you dream about number 2 ?
Yes I do.

26.What did no 4 did to you that you can never forget ?
He did no nothing. But I think one thing I couldn't forget was our Prefect Camp to Bukit Cerakah.

27. What have you done for/to 1 that the person never forgets ?
ASK HIM. I think, it's that note I left for him when he was sick. Tell me I'm sweet please? LMAO.

28. What's 3 hobby ?
Frown and slouch. XD

29. Tag more people.
- Adwin.
- Pureshen.
- Charlotte.
- Shirlynn.
- Chen Ei.
- Elaine.
- Lester.

Ini minggu updates.

Semalam.

I manage to drag myself out of my super-comfortable darling bed, at 0730. It's a Sunday and 0730 is just perfect. Not too late or too early to prepare for church. Besides, mummy is away in Kinabalu and I've got to hop in Hannah's. Bathed, and, ... , they came. Obviously, they left after honking like mad and ringing the door bell after a million times. Heee. You can't possibly think I would run out of the loo with my hair dripping wet and a towel wrapped around my body, screaming "COOMMMIIINNNNNGGGGG!", right? -_- Anyway, I didn't know they were here after macha nagged at me at how troublesome I was to wake him up that early. So, macha granny offered to fetch me to church. I love my granny. =)

Arrived church and helped out Aunt Sharon to prepare the communion. Met Looi Yoong along and she helped me out too. Heee. The entire service was awesome. Discipleship Network Group a.k.a DNG, was great too! Not much of sharing this week but Bryan is back. I repeat. BACK! Can somebody scream "Hallelujah" with me? Lol. Michelle came too, and so did their mum. Even lunch was good. Yummy. Hannah's complaining I eat more than I pay. Pfft. Come on. What I took is less than RM 4.00 okay? *sticks out tongue*

Then I started whacking that si beh chio red drum. Heee. Bribed my awesome drummer to teach me how to whack and promised that I would borrow him my LOTR DVD box set. Ahh. Getting him to tutor me is easypeeasssyy. After all, I know what they all want. *evil laughs*. Yeah and whacking that red red drum darn syiiookkk lohh. But. Hmmm. Alright! Decided, drum classes every Sunday after lunch is ON! Ladidadida. =]

Oh and my brought my camera, so here are the camwhore shots.

In Christ "ALLLOOOONNNNEEEEE". Us ( Gabriel, Hannah, me ) screaming. =]

Credits to Samson.

Hannah and Jaclyn. :D

Oh baby, I see you sooo happy! Samsoniee. =]

Bribable and bulliable, drummer. :D

I love you cuzzie.

Just to laugh at how short I am. o.o

Now you see me.

Now you partially don't.

I dare say this, Aaron will lose his phone in less than a month.

Why ahh? Because his phone never lasts for more than a month.

After that, we packed and waited in the car for pastors and pastors' wife to finish chatting. And finally at 1550 I got home. And 10 minutes or so, my macha hurried us all to the car because we need to fetch mummy and AhLim from LCCT. Mummy brought back Famous Amos cookies for me. Weeeee. And and, AhLim just tumpanged without any gifts. Pfft. Whoa. I realise I went to the airport twice this week. Monday to KLIA and now LCCT. Oh and let's rewind to Monday.

Semalam semalam semalam semalam semalam semalam semalam.

Okay, I got that right. We sent Kelly back to Singapore. And fyi, Kelly is my macha's galpren. Lol. Got status okai? Don't plray plray. Heee. And and she brought mummy a BlackBerry from Singapore. And and and nohh. It's not mine. Pouty lips and sultry eyes just won't seal the deal. =( Sigh. I'm so jealous sial can? Anyway, I was happy enough we had Burger King for dinner. Yummmyyyyyy babeh!

Macha and galpren.

Let me make this clear: She's seriously not lala one. I would have asked macha to trash her if she is. =x

Credits to macha. Taken without me realising it. -_-

Heee.

*Lazy to photoshop. d:

Semalam semalam semalam semalam semalam.

Sorry lahh. My post seriously very messy now but I lazy to rearrange and all already. I'll just help you labelling it okay? It's Wednesday. =] Okay, so today's Arnand's and Ee Von's birthday celebration over at AEON. Hannah and I had no time no buy gifts for them, but I brought my guitar so we could play and sing for them. So anyway, not much details just continue scrolling and hayatilah the pictures below. :D

The birthday babies and I. :D

Banana and I washing up at the loo after the cream fight. o.o

Aiyooh. Romanticnyerr. XD

Cream-smudged groupie.

I CINTAH YOU ALL.

Arnand, always my crocodile. =)

The awesome, LOUD, tuition kakis. =)

Cream momma.

Camwhore momma.

This one I beri like. :D :D :D

Semalam semalam semalam semalam.

That will be Thursday. Heee. I'll go straight to the point. Iri came running to my class today. *Ahem ahem* Let me reenact the scene. *ahem* JASSSMMMIIIINNNNN! Hannah's crying! I was like O.O when I heard that. There wasn't even a why. I just ran off to Hannah's class and I spot her sitting at the corner of her class with her blazer on. Indeed, she was crying, and shivering. I was like grabbing her hand and the why finally came out. Sick lahh, whatelse? I figured. Her forehead is like sizzling hot I tell you. I borrowed Amelia's handphone and rang up macha to come to school and fetch Hannah home. Thank goodness he wasn't in college or something. I was seriously so worried. I packed her bag and assisted her to rest while waiting for macha over at the wakaf. Then I accompanied her along with Shirlynn. We lay hands on Hannah and I prayed. Soon. Minutes later. The sun came up. Hallelujah! She then fell asleep like babi. Soon came macha and he sent her to the clinic and all. Sigh. I was a lil' relieved after that.

Fast forward to tuition.

The scandalous scene today. The very famous couple over at ET Bukit Tinggi has gotten peanuts. The guy bitchslapped the galpren because he caught her with another boy. Like whattheheck lahh? You guys are not even married. Who gives you the right to slap a girl? Pfft. Sissy. I was unlucky enough to miss the whole slap thing. Doublepfft. But anyway, i was so hyped up over the scandal and I started eavesdropping people's conversations and giving hints to Mrs Tan to blurt out the entire scandal. Basically, I was the papparazzi in-charge.

I got to know that both their parents' came over to tuition. They all discussed with Mrs Tan over at mamak. Along with a policeman , according to witnesses. I guess they need teh tarik or some yam char moments to settle things down. You bet, Mrs Tan was late for classes. XD And and as soon as she came in, we were all throwing at her the what-happenned-down-there look, but no one was daring enough to ask her. Isshh. Okay lah. I didn't dare too. -_- And when classes are over, macha came over to pick me up. Instead of u-turning, he head off unusually straight. Tengok tengok, mau pigi itu 7-Eleven. And and. Guess who I met over there? That bastard boypren who SLAPPED his galpren! ZOMGOSH. I stared at him like a full minute lohh. I think he recognises me. Lmao. Anyway, the next minute he went off after breaking that eye contact thing. Isshhh. I felt like slapping him that very moment. Tsk.

Hali ini.

Gideon, Hannah and I went crazee and peanuts as usual. But today was really funny. I wonder if it's funny to you but anyway, a pre-laugh. Hahaha.

In the car, on the way back home, after lunch.

Hannah: Aiyoohh. I feel like eating honeydew lahh. *points at the honeydews over at the fruit vender*

Me: I want guaavvaaaa!

Gideon: W-A-T-E-R-M-E-L-O-N!

Hannah: Pahhh! Can we buy the fruits ahh?

Uncle John: *silent*

Somewhere on the road.

Hannah: Aiyahh. My mum ahh always never buy fruits wan lohh.

Me: Yeah lah yeah lah! I have to like call my mum to remind her to buy fruits. Tsktsk.

Hannah: Next time when I'm married, I'll set breakfast, lunch and dinner all fruits for my family.

Me: HAHAHA. Yeah. We stock up the whole fridge with fruits.

Gideon: I buy one whole fridge of fruits!

Me and Hannah: *looks at each other* HAHAHAHA.

Uncle John: *still silent*

Then...

Gideon: *screams* THERE! WATERMELON! *points out to the window over at another fruit vender*

Me and Hannah: *turns attention to the fruits* EHHH!

Me and Hannah and Gideon: *simultaneously* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

Uncle John: *silent again*

Me and Hannah and Gideon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lol. We were so fruity. XD Anyway, I'm off to go now. Good night readers. God bless you! :D

Have a nice day! *pppoooooooooofff*

The weight issue.

Something a little off-topic at the moment, ever wondered why your nasty friends are more blessed than you? Why your prayers were not answered when others get what they want without praying for it? Why you are more unfortunate than others? Here's what God says.

Matthew 5:44-45 Love your enemies and pray for those who prosecute you, so that you may become the children of your Father in Heaven. For he makes this sun to shine on bad and good people alike, and gives rain to those who do good and to those who do evil.

Tadaah! Right. Back on the track.

Some people, like me, are overly concious of their weight.

They do all sorts of stuff, to achieve their ideal weight. Well, at the very least, ideal.

Diet pills.

The wonderful treadmill.

Or maybe liposuction for the rich and wealthy?

A cheaper and an easier method compared to the above, go vege!

We all want to look good and sexy to pull off that silky, body-hugging dress you bought from, uhm, let's say, Dolce and Gabbana, that costs your hard-earned $4000.00.

You get so obssessed, you can't even stand looking at yourself in the mirror without rolling your eyes at the look of your big fat tyre around your waist. Okay, that's plain me lahh.

Are fat people really ugly?

This is a Brazillian model who died of Anorexia. She looked awesome right? I mean, her face without that skeletonish body. High cheekbones, sharp nose, nice eyes and all. I also mau, but only the face.

Aiyahh, I'll give you a better picture and you'd get what I mean.

Much better right? Hee. Liquified lah. d:

Why would women go overboard just to look good?

Warning: These pictures might be a little shocking. Brace yourselves. XD

I think models are one of the main reasons why people are anorexic. I mean, they show bad examples lahh.

Don't you agree?

And they end up like this.

Tragic.

It's just the matter of loving yourself and that includes your body. I don't believe that being skinny attracts your borfriend's attention. If so, dump him. He's not even being a true boyfriend. Sad to say, that most people I know, go on strict diet plans in order to lose weight, for their boyfriends. I just hope that they wouldn't go across the line.

As for me. I have this flabby tummy, like really flabby. They go "boing, boing, boing" like how Mr Yeoh does when he explains the Brownian Motion of gas particles. Haha. Hannah will understand.

Anyway, I don't really exercise, only when there's softball trainings. I'm really very GREEN, but waistline is like that. Don't ask me why, because I also don't know why. Like every other overweight girl, I complain alot. But I'll eventually laugh my fatty blues away. I don't have a weighing machine. So, my weight is like in between 50-60 kg. Besides, being overweight saves money. I'm serious. I seldom get the perfect dress/ skirt/ blouse my size. In some occassions, I fit in XL. So that's makes life easier by hunting down men's clothes and their definitely cheaper. Heee. You often see me in huge, oversized tees. Plus, their ultra-comfortable.

I gundu maciam yanne, and I'm loving it. :D

This took like almost 3 hours. Gosh. Mati. And it's 0227, my hubby's going to keel me. =x

Good night! And happy weight lifting losing. God bless you. :D

Unproductiveness.

Okay lah, I've not been nerding at all. I know, like whattheheck right? My online-dating schedule was postponed to like a month or so after, just because I wanted to nerd. Eventually, ... , I didn't nerd also. Pfft. Anyway, I still do tagboard replies even if I don't update, so I'm not totally dead right? Heeee. :D

Plus, to get you readers updated, I'll list out some stuffs that happened for the pass few days. I'll list them out weekly ( if I can last that long not switching on the computer, temptations you know ).

My posts-to-be list:

1. Arnand + Ee Von's birthday party.

2. HOT stuffs over at tuition.

3. My laziness and unproductiveness.

4. Hannahbanana falling sick.

Not missing...

5. Kerinduanku terhadap suami yang tersayang.

Tadaaahh! Right, I'm off to complete my reports. No, I can't nerd. Ishh.

Bye bye and God bless you! =]

Miss me when I'm gone.

I shall force myself away from this lovely computer of mine.
I must fast from the internet.
I need to seriously nerd.
I cannot afford to flunk any papers.
I shall miss my hubby.

*sniffs*

Oh, and here's something Siah Eer wrote and left it on my desk, without me noticing it.

If the world is black and white,

I will see things clearly.

Although the colours fade away,

I will still be happy.

Although the rainbows formed after rain is grey,

I will still grin to the sky.

Although the downfall does not shine,

I will still stay here,

Because no matter what,

Life is colourful when you're here.

ZOMGOSH. So touching right? *sniffs*

I love you, Siah Eer.

By the way, this is my 100th post. Heeeee. :D

Do miss me people!

Whoa. This thing is quite true. =0

What Ng Jas Min Means

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone. Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

I got my ass roasted.

I belum nerd. At all. How?

Matilah this time.

Scream 'Way to go, Lazy bum!' and give me a pat on my shouder.

BFC Youth blog is finally updated and hurry!

Go check it out!

Hannah, I'll kill you if you say it's ugly. It took me a darn hundred and seventy minutes for me to finish that. It's a tough job especially for a noob like me, here, woman. I'd be glad to receive a compliment or better yet, a free Milo treat this Sunday. Savvy? =]

His love endures forever.

The feeling of worshipping God is intangible.

You can almost feel God's love pouring out to the people. Flooding the entire church.

He's a wonderful God, isn't He?

Hallelujah. :D

His love endures forever.

A short update after returning from the All-Night Prayer Meeting @ BFC.

It's 0200 and I am still alive and burning!

*runs around like a mad woman*